British vs American newspapers

Reasons why British papers are better:

1. Free stuff in the papers. Most of it posing as educational, but if you want to plunk a few coins down on a paper, you're likely to get some manner of DVD or magazine or poster or wallchart or god-knows-what-else.
   
2. Comedy answer: The Sun.
   
3. Comedy answer: Page 3 girls. Serious implication of comedy answer: The idea that nudity is not an abomination.

Reasons why American papers are better:

1. The New York Times, Washington Post, Philadelphia Inquirer, and LA Times.
2. Less celebrity crap, more news.
3. Broadsheet format is the norm, and I personally prefer that.