Holy sweet jeebus!

The bad: nearly 100 inches of snow.

The worse: Nearly 100 inches of snow in five days.

The 'dear sweet god, why do people live there?': They're predicting even more snow.

''You know, it was neat when it started because we hadn't gotten any snow in December or January,'' Bateman added. ''It's getting old now.''

...Yes, I would imagine that five days of up to three inches of snow per hour would get rather old rather fast. Me? I'd be trying desperately to rent a tank or something, so I could get to the nearest operating airport, and spend however much money would be required for a one-way flight to someplace in the Caribbean with warm, sandy beaches and green green mountains.