Today's "Australians are badasses" story:
Link.
Teenager bothers electrician.
Electrician gets fed up and smacks teenager in the face with a chair.
Leg of chair goes into teenager's eye socket, downwards, into teenager's throat.
Teenager survives. Teenager recovers 95% of the vision in chair-impaled eye. Teenager "totally forgives" chair-thrower.
Australia, how I love you. And live in terror of you.
posted by NinjaGeek @ 5:04 PM
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Or how about the one where the Australian soldiers WALK shoulder to shoulder across a field full of Korean troops, calmly bayoneting a fully-armed soldier out of every bush they come across?
Plus they gave us Russel Crowe, which automatically qualifies the nation to badass status.
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