Aaaaaah!

Octopuses have taken to using Rubik's cubes to soothe their stress.  Creepiest damn picture ever.

Modern science, being completely blind to the grave aquatic threat facing us, is supporting this.

Excuse me, I'm off to doubly-reinforce my windows against the sea-monster threat.  Some people may say it's redundant, what with living on the second story of a building, in the desert, at an altitude of 7,000 feet.  But they'll be the first to go when it happens.