An open letter to Mr. Kerry

Dear Mr. Kerry,

 

It was fun while it lasted. You would never have been my first pick of candidate, but there's something to be said for moderation, I suppose.

 

That was years ago.  You are now at best irrelevant.  At worst, you're very unpopular.  This means you're hurting your own party. 

 

Go away, please.  Do it quietly, do it with dignity.  Please do vacate the premises immediately.

 

Yours,

 

A concerned voter.