CNN...

The latest big news on CNN:

1. Abducted boy freed bonds to escape, police say

2. NASA plans for psychotic astronaut with duct tape
3. Squealing pigs pulled from snow-flattened barn
4. Ban upheld on dancing in N.Y. bars
5. Woman's been hiccupping 24/7 for a month

So...slow news day, I guess. I especially like the clarification in the first headline. I'd personally sort of assume that escaping tends to mean a freeing of bonds, but maybe that's just me.

Ah, America.