Thing I hate the most right now:

The phrase "homosexual agenda". Sometimes phrased as "gay agenda".

Could someone please explain to me what this is? As far as I can gather, people think non-heteros want to be able to get married solely for the purpose of ruining the foundation of American society. Ignore the lack of connection and you've still got a problem: I was always taught that the foundation of American society is more along the lines of "liberty and justice for all", or "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness", or, if you're from Massachusetts, "no taxation without representation". It was not "to have and to hold", I must have missed that day of history class.

Seriously, though: how do you ascribe an agenda to such a staggeringly diverse group of people? Is there a heterosexual agenda?