Gay voodoo limbo tango and wango!

If you're within a certain age bracket in America, and especially if you go/went to public high school, you already know that military recruiters are annoying pricks more often than they're not. But this is just weird:

YOU GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE AND PRACTICE YOUR GAY MORALS OVER THERE THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG....I AM REPORTING YOU AS SPAM AND ADDING YOU TO MY BLOCK SENDER LIST SO I DO NOT HAVE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN....

An army recruiter pulled a guy's email off a job board. He replied saying he's gay, can he still serve? She immediately switched to all-caps and briskly said no. It descended into a most fantastic display of idiotic bigotry, mostly but not entirely on the part of the recruiter.

Ladies and gentlemen, the US Army.

On the upside, it now gives me an excuse to use the phrase "gay limbo tango and wango", which honest to god, is probably the most poetic thing I've read in a while.