As I sit here twitching

1) BBC News: STOP DOING THIS. Whether or not some spoiled brat who wants to play army goes to Iraq or not is not news. It's celebrity gossip. Once he has actually done something, anything with his life (meaning: earned fame and attention through something he knowingly and willfully did, rather than the momentous act of being born), then you can consider him news. Until then, I (and I hope to god the majority of your readers) don't give a flying monkey poo. Report on it, fine, but keep it tucked away in some obscure corner. It's insulting to your readers that you give an idiotic story such prominence.

2) My don rag is in two hours. *twitch twitch*