Dear Politicians:

Yes, we get it. You are going to change things. You're bristling with hope and want us to share in your starry-eyed optimism, which, considering that you all have some significant political experience, is clearly a facade. But we get it. Change is good, you are change, therefore you are good.

Can you please talk about actual issues now? Real, quantifiable, political decisions rather than wishy-washy, feel-good nonsense?

I appreciate it, thanks.

--A Voter