Oh, I'm deeply ashamed

So, uh, apparently, the young lady in this clip has an impenetrable accent.

Honestly, had I not watched it in that context, I probably wouldn't have noticed anything remotely remarkable about it: yeah, she mumbles a little bit but she sounds perfectly normal. Ah, Philadelphia, birthplace of some terrible crimes against the English language. (Caveat: "Yous" is a perfectly acceptable pluralization in casual conversation. "Y'all," and particularly "All y'all" is never, ever acceptable.)

The typed comments are retarded, though.