Curse you, genetics!

So, first Pluto gets voted out because it's tiny. Not only do millions of schoolchildren now need to come up with a new mnemonic device (becuase "my very educated mother just served us nine" leaves you feeling empty and incomplete), but I think it sets an unsettling scientific precedent for size discrimination.

And now, science finds that taller people are smarter than us pocket-sized folk. I'm going to remain skeptical on this one, more for the sake of pride than anything else. Us tiny things have feelings too, you know.