Do your pants make you cry?

No? How about getting the wrong item of clothing returned at the dry cleaner?

Still no? That's probably because you're a sane, emotionally healthy person. Unlike Mr. Roy "priceless pants" Pearson, who started crying while testifying.

He's suing a dry cleaners.

For millions of dollars.

Because they lost his pants.

This is one of those things that's just so ridiculous there's no satire left in it.