Team America's Corporate Sponsors

It's kind of awesome that the Department of Defense increasingly doesn't even bother to have our military commit war atrocities. Instead we spend more money for private companies to do that - but at least the private companies can be brought up on criminal charges.

Hey, maybe if this trend continues, then our actual military can just be done away with entirely! Why pay for both parties, right? (Which is probably the primary reason it'll never happen - 'well, we could rip off tax payers with just the military or just private contractors, or we could do both!')