Oh, Aramark

On my way out of the cafeteria today, I spied something potentially tasty on the dessert table. At first glance I thought it might have been some sort of eclair or creme puff, a notion which had me very excited. Perhaps some leftover goodies from some formal to-do?

Closer inspection revealed traces of artificial red fruity stuff. And that it was, like, a dinner roll.

*sigh*