Slivers

Yesterday afternoon, after lab ended an hour early:

"I could use this hour to review Kant some more.  Or I could take a nap."

"Hmm."

"Yeah, I think I know how that's going to turn out no matter which I decide on."

Overheard immediately before seminar:

"I heard someone refer to it as the 'Kantlet'...like 'guantlet', only with Kant instead."