Feeling unfulfilled

Dear admissions offices of universities I applied to,

PLEASE stop sending me emails that do not, in fact, reveal whether I have been accepted or not. I'm sure the open houses you're hosting are very interesting and I would love to attend - especially you, UCL - but I lack the means to do so. All that's coming from those emails is I see an email from someplace I applied, and get very excited, and open it, and discover it is not that exciting.

Yours,

A slightly high-strung applicant