For god's sake...

Attention everyone in Ireland and Northern Ireland: Didn't you guys agree to stop doing stuff like this some years ago?

No, really, the IRA? A drive-by shooting?

Really? Did I just fall back into 1972 or something?

"Hey, guys, it's been ten years since we've killed anyone for our fruitless political cause, and I'm feeling that there's not quite enough violence and mayhem in the world! Let's go shoot some soldiers!"