Er, WHAT?

I said to my mother the other day: I don't like New Jersey. Really. I've only lived in one other state which admittedly was a very nice state (desert, mountains, beautiful sunsets, very far away from North Jersey), so I don't have that much to draw from, but I'm pretty sure I'm never going to settle down in good ol' Jersey.

But seriously, if I had to pick between Kansas and NJ, I'd pick Jersey in a heartbeat. Because something is in the water in Kansas, something bad. That's the only explanation I can think of for things like this.