Happy Election day!

*twitch**twitch*

Me? Feeling far too intense about these elections? Nah.

The part that sucks is that exit poll data isn't going to start rolling in until, what, 7PM Eastern? Which means that I'm going to be sitting here in London at midnight, compulsively refreshing CNN.com, cursing the fact that the earth is round and trembling at the idea that I may still return home to a Republican-controlled congress.

Are you American? If yes, are you eligible and registered to vote? If your first two answers are yes and your second is no, why the hell not? If your answer is yes, then go out and vote*. There is absolutely no reason not to, and maybe we can get turnouts of more than 50% for once!

*Provided, of course, you're in a district/state where there's a seat up for grabs.