Intriguing Ebay auctions of the day

1. Burlap sack full of foreign coins from around the world. Almost tempting, though I take issue with the title - foreign from around the world, I suppose, rather than foreign from around Mars? Foreign from one country?

2. Used embalming scissors. There's really nothing I could possibly say about this.

3. A rubber band. I'm sorry - The rubber band.

4. Apparently, there really is no such thing as free advice.

5. Dick Cheney shot my toast. Never understimate the American entrepreneurial spirit.