Today's Kook of the Day

There's stupid crime, and then there's impossibly, mind-blowingly empty-headed attempts at wrongdoing.

Exhibit A of the latter.

Dude goes up to City Hall in NY (of course it's NY) and tries to file the paperwork that'll make him the rightful owner of a hotel. They send him away. He returns and tries again. City Hall calls up the owners of the hotel, whose only real reaction is to laugh.

Happy New Year!