Science! (not really)

Problem: I'm kind of approaching mullet-esque territory.

Cause: When I last got my hair trimmed, the stylist neglected to pay enough attention to the neckline in back.

Hypothesis: Judicious application of cutting appliances will solve this problem.

Process: Adjust three mirrored medicine cabinet doors such that subject can view appropriate area of body. Obtain scissors and comb. Hack around realizing once the first cut is made that you have no idea what you're doing. Continue anyway, because why would you pay a professional to do something like this? Briefly consider saying "to hell with it," busting out the clippers, and going GI Jane again. Continue anyway. Acknowledge that I am likely due for a proper trip in a month or so and figure they'll repair any minor damage then.

Results: Obviously amateur, but within acceptable parameters.